Dating Batman- Cars Can Be Blue

Met him last week at a superhero dance

He said, "I can see myself in your pants"

Thought he'd have a better line than this

But you can't say no to Batman, so I gave him a kiss

Next thing I know, we were at his lair

He had a high-tech record player

We listened to Modern Lovers that night

I'm dating Batman and it feels right

Then things started to get weird

Middle of the night, he would disappear

He'd come home smelling like bad guys

And that would make me really mad

And I'm like, "What's up Batman?
Are you fucking the Riddler?"

So I told him that I've got to go
Think he was sad but he didn't let it show
Sad that our love never got to grow
So I said goodbye to Batman as I walked at the do'Said goodbye to Batman as I walked at the do'